All I Really Want is Eggs is a song by Delivery Doug first appearing in Mystic Egg Pizza.

Otis also danced to the song during The Creature Whisperer.



All I really want is eggs!

Mix some mayo in my eggs!

Mayo eggs!

Now put it on some bre-ad

You heard what Delivery Doug said



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