Yesterday our church had our Christmas Play and I was Caesar Augustus, and up in front of everyone I forgot one of my lines..
"Well, we couldn't send them all to Rome because then we would have chaos."
I forgot the one little line at the end, four words... We. Would. Have. Chaos.
Forgot them.. in front of everyone.
So without hardly thinking I mended with something else..
"Well we couldn't send them to Rome because they would get all mixed up and turned around."
Something used by Olive to explain Otto's internal organs.. was just used by me to explain 100,000 people going to one place at the same time..
Hmmm, the play director loved it better then what I was supposed to say...